SUP WEDDED. This is the newly accepted Yoko Hernandez, the black widow and a scary angry black hole of emotion. She grew up in Spanish Harlem with her father MIA until one of the many cards her lovesick mother made her send ended up in the hands of her father's wife. Her life has basically gotten better from that point; she attended Catholic school and went to college in Boston for film. She currently lives in Brooklyn and splits her time between working in a vintage shop, interning, working on 2375 films and judging the shit out of people. She's an extremely critical and somewhat pretentious person who likes to make friends with snobby artists. full bio here

HOWEVER, I'm really open to any lines people have in mind. She has a long string of exes because she thinks emotional attachments are for pussies and can't deal with relationship drama. I'm up for lines from her catholic school days, college, people she's met doing projects, people who come into the vintage shop, people in her apartment building, girls/boys she's burned. random threads/etc