"Good. Because honestly? She kind of makes me nervous. She might be smaller than me, but I'm pretty sure she could break me in half, and she does that glaring thing when I'm singing in the living room. I don't think she likes me." Char grinned easily back at him.
"Of course I'm real. But Mickey didn't get that then, and it really is a bit weird to wake up in one place and be told that the other you is somewhere else entirely, and oh by the way, you've got three mental roommates, all of whom are male and like to leave the toilet seat up."