1. "I'm going to the shops. Want to come with me?" Ohmygod, yes. I love shopping. Even if it's just looking. What kind of shops are you going to?
2. "Was that a flying saucer?" You know, I've never seen a spaceship that looks like an actual flying saucer? They're always, like, space bullets or big science-fiction-y ships that look all shiny and sleek, like in a Michael Bay movie. Never saucers, though. It's kind of a rip-off, isn't it? I'd like to see just one actual flying saucer just to say I have.
3. "Does this dress make me look fat?" Of course not! Are you kidding? You look lush. Might want to try brushing your hair back, though, shows off your shoulders and face a little better.
4. "I'm off to save the world. Wanna come with me?" Um, yeah. Teenage superhero, it's kind of what I do, yeah?
5. "Why are you checking out my ass?" No! No no no. Definitely not. Very no. Promise.