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Enigma ~The Riddler's Daughter ([info]i_riddle) wrote in [info]we_coexist,
@ 2012-12-20 08:13:00

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Entry tags:enigma, tony stark, zz:status complete

Coffee, Tea, or Me? (Tony)
Note: Takes place before Joker nabs her

Enigma stalked through the halls, rage burning though her. She had asked Jarvis to keep her approach silent, but she wondered if the AI truly would, considering how pissed off she was getting with each step.

She stalked into the kitchen, grabbing a pot of coffee that was happily steaming from the maker, approaching Tony with it, and moving around him, kicking out with a heeled foot before leaning in, her foot dangerously close to squashing something very important to Tony. “Good morning, Mr. Stark, I have your coffee.”

“Now, we can drink it like a civilized humans, or I can pour it on your crotch in revenge for you calling me a slut,” she hissed the word through her teeth, engagement ring flashing as she raised the pot, hand tilting. “Though, you did call me sexy so you get points for that, and get to keep your balls....for now.”

She waited for his answer, the pot tilting more and more to hot coffee being poured over him, an eyebrow raised in question.


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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 05:27 pm UTC (link)
"Stop bouncing!" she hissed, holding onto his shoulders again to keep herself from falling over. Honestly, it was rather hard to keep from being...distracted by their position when he kept thrusting up at her!

She went to lick him again, just to annoy him when he spoke. A low growl escaped her, reaching an arm back and slamming her fist into his stomach before she stood, glaring at him. "One of these days, Anthony Stark, I'm going to kill you, and enjoy every tortured scream you give me as I bathe in your blood."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 05:31 pm UTC (link)
He smirked, knowing he was getting to her, and even the hit to his stomach which doubled him slightly couldn't get rid of the smile on his face. He laughed as she walked away, a hand going over his stomach to rub the spot she'd hit.

"Try it, princess. If you can keep a clean pair of panties long enough to do it."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 05:33 pm UTC (link)
She turned, glaring. "You're a bit too full of yourself, Stark. I don't fuck men who annoy me and you are a very annoying bug. Like I said, not interested anymore. Besides, why would I even want to fuck you when I have a very nice and willing cock just a few floors away?"

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 05:43 pm UTC (link)
She wasn't moving too far off, so Tony leaned back on his elbows.

"And I would have never fucked you period," he responded. "Or don't you remember the first time I turned you down? I don't play games where I'm outclassed, but you're shooting for a league you've never had to deal with. Go fuck him, and if you hurt him you're answering to me. No daddy-daycare and no sexy little school girl defense will stop me. It'll just be us, and you won't do any better then than you would have in the bedroom."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 05:51 pm UTC (link)
She snorted at his words, not believing him for a second. "Almost makes me tempted to hurt him again," she said, her voice as cold as if they were discussing the weather, rather then the man she loved.

Enigma was always one to poke at something until it turned on her, the one to run in while everyone else backed away. It was one of the reasons she became a hero...and one of the reasons she became a villain. She got off on danger, on pain, on adrenaline. It aroused her to be standing close enough to an explosion to feel the shock wave.

Tony's threats were only making her want a fight between them more. A knock down drag out battle until the last one surviving dragged their misshapen carcass back out of the crater.

"You know, you keep calling me sexy," she pointed out, smirking down at him. "Says something."

Yeah so that had nothing to do with the point at hand, but she was giggling over it. Internally.

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 05:58 pm UTC (link)
"If you survive it, I'll deal with you," he shrugged. His friend would survive anything she did to him, and if she was going to piss off the Hulk it was her funeral. One way or another, Banner or Stark, she'd die.

He finally elected to get up, picking up the coffee pot and refilling his mug, glancing over at her.

"Facts are facts. You know you're sexy, so does the rest of the world. But you overcompensate for whatever mommy and daddy didn't give you as a kid. You show it off too much, because it works on suckers and people who aren't as confident as you pretend to be. Which is why I never gave a damn if you were sexy or not. I like women. You're a girl playing dressup." He paused, once more noting how little she had on. "Theoretically."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 06:03 pm UTC (link)
She raised an eyebrow, her tongue brushing over the tip of her incisor for a moment before she snorted. "Yeah, you keep saying that and yet I just can't believe a word you say...in either case."

She waited until he was done with the coffee, snagging it for herself, pouring herself a cup. "It helps, you know, to be believable, if you weren't looking at my tits when speaking."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 06:16 pm UTC (link)
"Well. You find they're more important to show off than your face. I'm respectful of what people want me to notice, especially when there's not much else," he responded, picking up his chair and fork and going back to his breakfast.

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 07:06 pm UTC (link)
She snorted. "They're barely showing! I have them more covered then most women." She straddled a barstool, sipping the black coffee silently for a moment, almost pouting.

He was probably secretly interested...he had to be. A guy like Tony Stark couldn't not find her attractive enough to bed.

...could he?

"You realize if Bruce notices we're...disagreeing, he's not going to be happy," she said after a moment.

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Tony picked up a piece of bacon and examined it before cramming it into his mouth.

"If you can't control yourself in front of him, yeah."

He knew when to push buttons, and he knew when to let his friend have his small pleasures, even if Tony was sure it would blow up sooner or later. Hey, he was all about indulging bad ideas. Why should he restrict somebody else on that front?"

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 07:14 pm UTC (link)
She snorted. "Please. I have more self control then you could dream of," she stated, promptly sticking her tongue out at him.

Granted, she hadn't shown all that much, but why should she? Self denial wasn't something that interested someone so...versed in life's pleasures. And Enigma was always someone to enjoy pleasuring herself.

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 07:29 pm UTC (link)
"Then what're you worried about?" Tony asked, shrugging a shoulder. "Don't forget, sweetums. You're as much stuck with me in this relationship as I am."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 07:33 pm UTC (link)
She raised an eyebrow as she sipped her coffee, before snorting. "You have the better end of the deal. I just get stuck with an annoying old man, you have a cute little eighteen year old to stare at day and night," she pointed out.

She then tilted her head. Are you ever going to stop using creepy nicknames? They make you sound like a pedophile."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 07:41 pm UTC (link)
"You mean the thieving, conniving little snot who's using two world class geniuses and probably going to run up the shower bills and use a super hero base to hurt people? Yes, lucky me," Tony drawled, then threw her a very arrogant smirk. "You mean now that I know they bother you so much, peanut? I don't know. I think I'm so old I'll forget you don't like them. I'll apologize in advance."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Enigma blinked, wondering how the hell Tony knew she was a thief. "Who said I hurt people, kitten?" she asked, tilting her head, wrapping one of her pigtails around her finger. "And if you're so worried about the water, I'll be sure to leave it on constantly, just for you." She gave him a cheery grin.

"And don't worry, Grandpa, they don't bother me at all, I just thought you might not want your staff to talk about how you're having an illicit relationship with me. After all, only close lovers use such nicknames, angel."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 07:50 pm UTC (link)
"You're the type. If you're not doing it professionally you're doing it for fun," Tony shrugged. She'd broken into his tower twice, after all. She was some ind of criminal, and all signs pointed to her trade being thievery. "And it's a sign of gratefulness, not a question of money. In case you haven't noticed, I don't care about funds."

"You're the one obsessed with what people think of you."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 07:55 pm UTC (link)
"I'm the 'type', wow, that's quite...judgy. You don't even know me," she pointed out, taking another sip of her coffee. "Outside your presence, I could be helping little old ladies cross the street and saving the world."

Okay, so there was the fact he could have just read her history and found out she was a serial killer thanks to that fucked up library, but she doubted he would be the type of man who bothered.

"I don't give a fuck what people think of me, cutie."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 07:58 pm UTC (link)
"But you're not. And you do," Tony said. He knew people by looking at them. By knowing them all on a simple level. He didn't deal with bullshit and had learned from an early age how to spot liars, cheaters, and fakes. Being rich and a genius surrounded you with plenty of all three to learn to identify.

"We're all types. Or haven't you figured that out yet?"

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 08:02 pm UTC (link)
"Well turns out you're wrong," she stated, smirking. "I am a Teen Titan, a hero...much like your little...Avengers."

Which was true...technically. They never did exactly fire her...though she was pretty sure she was never allowed back into the Tower. And yes, she was spiting hairs, but hey, that was the fun of being a Nigma, doing word gymnastics.

"And what type are you, Mr. Stark?"

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
"I know another little redhead who played at being a hero for a while. And she's a stone cold assassin who'd teach you a thing or two about manipulation. They let anybody on the teams they need to," he shrugged. "Hell, they let me on the Avengers. That should illustrate their standards."

He looked at her clearly, straightening in his chair. "The type that always wins, bumblebee."

Then he stuffed his face full of eggs.

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 08:33 pm UTC (link)
She rolled her eyes, though she wondered at the assassin comment, curious about the woman, before shaking her head.

She snorted at Tony's reply draining her coffee and refilling her mug. "Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to lose this round. I will win, I will get the guy, and you will be forced to sit and stew, knowing I'm there with him, a chance to hurt him in any moment...and when I do, you will get hurt when you try to attack me."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 08:42 pm UTC (link)
"I don't stew. And I'm not worried about you hurting him, because he'll survive. If you haven't noticed it's literally impossible to kill him. And you won't break him, either. He's been broken."

Tony turned on his fresh coffee, glad that she hadn't poured it on him and made him wait for the next pot to brew. "And you don't really understand my priorities, either. Staying whole and healthy isn't my montre. Don't go thinking fear of that will keep me from finding and ending whatever part of you escapes him."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 08:46 pm UTC (link)
"You keep trying to scare me, and it keeps not working. My step-father is the God of Fear," she said, stealing some of his breakfast. "Your threats are a mere fly buzz compared to what he can do to me."

Not to mention she had faced Joker and walked away without wetting herself, she was quite adept at managing threats to her pretty little neck.

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 08:53 pm UTC (link)
"I'm not trying to scare you. If you think that's what's going on you're stupid or stuck in whatever mode step daddy dearest left you," Tony said, only slightly exasperated. But he was telling the truth. "I'm telling you the facts so you know. Besides, there's nothing you can do anyway. You got the big guy to propose and you said yes. You're around regardless, in one way or another."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 08:56 pm UTC (link)
"I didn't 'get' Bruce to do anything, he has his own mind and knows how to use it. I'm not some black widow who lured him in." If anything, it was quite the opposite. Bruce was nothing that she was looking for and wouldn't have even given him a second thought if she hadn't had a moment of insanity and compassion.

Really, she didn't go for the homeless weirdo look.

Every once in a while, when she was feeling cynical, she searched her hair and clothes to make sure Bruce hadn't stuck a mind control chip on her somewhere.

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Tony just grunted. He wouldn't bring up that argument now. Enigma knew she and Bruce were different species, and that she was the more powerful one in the end. After all, she could invoke the Hulk at a whim if she wanted.

It was why Tony was sadly not surprised the man had proposed so soon. If you didn't get anything, and then got a very good looking version of what you were missing, you tended to get clingy fast.

"You and I both know how much power you have over him. That any woman has over a man," he said. "Just by existing. Just by looking at him."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
She silently sipped her coffee, before turning to look at him, setting the mug down. "I love him, Tony. More then I even love myself and we both know that is a great deal. I may have power over him, but he has just as much power over me. I will not hurt him again, so you can pull your claws back and stop worrying."

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[info]i_shoottothrill
2012-12-20 09:30 pm UTC (link)
That wasn't quite the response he was expecting, and in all ease could still be a trick. Still, the way she said it let room for doubt about her evilness, though Tony wouldn't show it. He'd just continue watching her, as he had been doing. Waiting to see how everything went down.

"You'll forgive me for not taking you at your word."

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[info]i_riddle
2012-12-20 09:37 pm UTC (link)
"No, I won't," she said, sticking out her tongue out at him and returning to sipping her coffee, stealing more of his breakfast.

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