I was this close to getting my tongue pierced once when mi madre barged in out of nowhere. Let's just say she put enough of the fear of ... Something in me that to this day, I haven't considered piercing anything other than my ears.
The new demon and angel in town don't seem to want to kill you. And the other two are douches anyway. I don't know about the third other one. And I never really understood the pitchfork thing.