Allow me to tell you the story of my glorious birth! My dads fell in love when they first saw each other. Abraham and Abdulla, those are their names, formed a union and, though it wasn't legal at the time, it was as good as if not significantly better than any heterosexual union around. They decided that they wanted to raise a child together, but alas, science would not allow it. Oh, they searched and searched for someone with talent that might be passed down to the person's offspring. They found champion stock in a woman named Shelby with strong facial features and excellent singing pitch. They paid her and she gave birth to a wonderful baby girl named... Rachel Berry
That's the beginning of a very long and inspiring story.