Lys is Snow's fault. Rayna and Zahiri belonged to Katherine and they are entirely Elijah's fault. Nyx belonged to Harry and its entirely the Seal's fault that we have our resident pet bat.
Paris, however, is entirely your fault. YOU took me to that shelter. And YOU brought up Roland knowing that if it involved either of our sons I'd never say no. His dimples had nothing to do with our newest house guest because he wasn't even there.
I also hope you know that making that face will not excuse you from your new responsibilities.