Oh, come on, Val's gotta be out there. She's everywhere online.
... Can someone let me borrow bus fare to New York? My family aren't answering their cellphones, and I don't know why I woke up in Kansas anyway, so I'm kinda worried about them.
Oh, right -- look, I promise I'm good for it. My family's the Fantastic Four, you can totally invoice them. They'll pay you back double as long as you're not a supervillain.