Well. I guess the most surprising thing I've been present for in the last month or so was the Winter Soldier decapitating Nick Fury who -- as it turns out -- has been an LMD running secret space assassinations for decades. There's a universe where we're all intelligent chimpanzees. The supreme creator god who may also be the most powerful being in existence is a 17-year-old gay Jewish kid from the Upper East Side with a big old crush on Thor who had to change his super hero name because people kept calling him the Ass Guardian. And it's been announced that they're brining back Breaking Bad for another season.