No Henrik (just in case cause idk...)
[Rachel, HannahGrace, I apologize for all of Kol's inevitable drama over this! <3]
You're married? You got fucking plastered in Vegas and thought, hey, let's get hitched, that sounds like a fucking brilliant idea!? The law may say you'rte something to me now by marriage, Gilbert, bit you can fucking forget that bullshit.
And Damon? Fuck you. Fuck you for trying to bring that self-righteous, self-serving, Katherine Pierce minime, murderous bitch into any semblance of family I've got here.
You're both idiots. Have a fucking nice marriage, if it even fucking lasts.