Alex
But not German. I don't care what country you're from, phlegm isn't sexy. Good, I'm glad, I like that part.
So you and Tom do hang out, then. That lying sack of I do like Ariel, though. I feel badly that she has to be so landlocked. So good, you've already set some boundaries and that's a win.
Wait, really?? You and Hal didn't...? I mean, not to bring up bad stuff but I would have thought you'd have pounced him right then and there.