Rebekah
You won't. And we won't. You know a good chunk of the people you have issues with are friends of mine, right? Or I'm at least friendly with. If anyone can try to keep the peace here, it's me. I'm not letting either side break this truce. And that includes them.
Once you've celebrated the Independence of other planets, you tend to be a bit less cranky about this one. Besides, Cinco de Mayo, Bastille Day, I'll celebrate them all! Frankly I'm just glad I never got that close to Hal. I don't see it going well for him.