Sounds like Ninotchka Alexandrovich has been a busy girl.
[Magic Users Filter] Somehow I don't think the magic I wished for would work for that sort of thing. Even if it did, best to leave something that heavy duty to people with more experience, I think.
That said, don't they make drugs for suppressing out-of-control urges and such? Maybe there's a magical equivalent.
[Friends] Oooh first date, exciting! Looks like you're covered for date-related shopping needs. But I'm just saying, you, me, and Vex, at the very least, ought to go shopping sometime soon.