Of course it isn't made of bones, do you have any idea how uncomfortable bones are to sit on? And there is so much paperwork involved in running Hell, that's what they just don't warn you about. I thought there was a lot when I was King of the Crossroads, but now I run both departments, yeesh. My throne has to be comfortable, thank you very much.
Awww, you're sort of adorable. I want to pet you. Like a Yorkshire terrier. It's what I love about grunts, they need to wait for their superior officer to tell them what to think or fear or agree with. Watching them try to come up with their own ideas is like trying to watch a chimp learn maths. That's it! I shall henceforth name you Chimp!