No evil jerks or rude Heaven types
Okay, so! Daddy's got a handle on the bouncehouse. I got the reservations for the bowling set up. Party will kick off at the house Saturday around 3pm. Come by early if you want, or come by later, whatever! The glow bowling is happening at Royal Crest Lanes [address] and starts at 9:30pm. Anyone & everyone is welcome, I have a serious no discrimination policy for this party!
And btw? If you didn't have the time/money/etc for gifts? DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT! Cause, yeah, it's my birthday and all, but I'm waaaaayyyyy more concerned with people having fun!
And Klaus, I want nothing else from you for my birthday except a legit awesome hug aaaaand you bouncing in the bouncehouse with me and Henrik! Can't deny the birthday girl her birthday wish, now can you?!