The whole conversation probably should have been filtered from Bo and we didn't do that and that's on us. She just wants all of us to be happy and that's not a bad thing. Even though you agreed eventually she knew you wouldn't really be happy and she wants you to be happy and have fun, too. That's what makes her so awesome. If she says to be a pirate now then go in full pirate regalia and make her happy. But it probably wouldn't hurt to find the biggest stuffed unicorn you can find to give her along with whatever gifts you already planned to give her.