✉ I get the feeling that it'd sure make him Jolly if you played with his Roger. ✉ No, but dude. Seriously? ✉ On a scale of one to HOT, HOT MANLINESS ✉ El Capitano gets a yowwwwwwwzah! ✉ But are we sure he's not gonna grow out a bad perm and wax mustache prior to attacking random kiddies? ✉ I'm just saying. You might wanna watch out for that.