Spaceman
Aw, don't be such a hardass. It sounds like Caroline here is just mucho excited about her shindig and, with all the hype that's been building up around it, the girl probably should be. Be nice. Respond as needed. Do everything that she asks of you. You volunteered to make with the helping, Cap, so make with the helping. Even if it is a bit on the beyond excessive side.
If nothing else, throw some of the legwork my way. Then we'll have more than enough time to grab a few drinks later.