Like the mermaid! I'm assuming your bubble has already been popped and that you know people know your story? Either that or I'm the awful person doing that?
You haven't had a poptart yet? Someone is lacking on your teaching front. Poptarts are only one of the best foods ever that humans have ever have made. They're like pastries with a fruity or otherwise tastey filling and a hardened icing on top. And an ipod plays music, which is totes up your alley!