Lois
I like the idea of you growing up to old lady Lois Lane. Yelling at kids to get off your lawn, beating Lex Luthor in the head with a cane. You'd pull it off very well.
I probably should have stopped, too, but me and self control aren't as well acquainted as we should be.
The craziness of life itself should back off for a while. I have had more than my fill. Find someone else to freak out, puh-lease and thank you.