Yes, my parents tried to kill us. Failed, but they gave it a damn good go, got to give them credit for that.
Yep, people probably would have tried to stake us all. You're right.
But they haven't. Because they can't.
But really, is that all you've got? Telling me things I already know? Sloppy, Ruby. Come on, surely you can do better than this. Where's the real hurt?