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John Ross Ewing wants to know every dirty trick (everydirtytrick) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-01-02 22:26:00

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Okay, so having drunk a lot of Ms Branson's incredibly fine bourbon (thank you for that, by the way, darlin') and woken up still here, I guess this wasn't some incredibly elaborate dream.

So, my name's John Ross Ewing. And can someone tell me just what in the name of hell y'all are talking about? Death? Seals? A Cage?

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	feelingepic 2014-01-02 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Its stupidly complicated but essentially yeah, we got dragged here to fight a war and we thought maybe it was over, all of you showing up how you did tells us its not. And yeah, it was a war against Lucifer (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-02 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, so let me see if I've got this straight. The 'Seal' is what brought me here. And when people say 'Death', are we talking Four Horseman deal? What the hell is the Cage? And what happened to Lucifer? And I cannot believe that is a sentence I just said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feelingepic 2014-01-02 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, and it appears to be having a bitchfit. And yes. that Death. The cage is what's holding down Lucifer, locking him away. But also it kind of ate some of our friends when we got Lucifer locked away again So all of this talk about it is to try get them back (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-02 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	So is the Seal sentient? Can it be bargained with? Bought? Your friends are locked in a cage with Lucifer. And y'all are trying to get them back. You're aware that sounds all kinds of crazy, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	feelingepic 2014-01-03 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	God I wish. Personally I don't want to go back, life is not so awesome for me there. Basically yes. I know it sounds crazy. Welcome to Lawrence (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	Can't imagine a world where a beautiful woman like you couldn't get everything she wanted. Not sure if I should thank you for that welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jeditraitor 2014-01-03 10:37 am UTC (link)
	I do approve of how your mind works but no it can't be bought or bargnined with. Mostly because we don't even know how sentient it is. Or where it is, or what it might look like. Kind of negates it as an option sadly (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 10:58 am UTC (link)
	Well that is disconcerting. Not used to dealing with something not sentient or whatever, something I can't actually bargain with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jeditraitor 2014-01-03 11:06 am UTC (link)
	I hate to say it but you sort of get used to that kind of thing. You'll work it out (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 11:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, my Daddy always used to say, know your enemy. I figure just because this thing aint chatty doesn't mean it's not my enemy. Where can I find out more about all of this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jeditraitor 2014-01-03 11:22 am UTC (link)
	Mine actually used to say something along those lines too. Talk to people, ask questions. Some of us have been here a long time. What is it exactly you want to know about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 11:47 am UTC (link)
	Seems to be a motto of many. How long has it been active? What actually is it? What started this? How many people has it brought? Do people get sent back? Those questions will do for starters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

jeditraitor
2014-01-03 01:28 pm UTC (link)

I suppose its worked for him.

About 5 years, what it is, is a lock on Lucifer's cage. The 33rd of 66 locks out of a possible 600. Its a bit complicated but we think cause it was the halfway point it sparked all this, intelligance from someone who used to be on the other side of this war and defected says they didn't expect it to do what it did.

People get sent back, sometimes they return again, sometimes with memories of their time here, sometimes with none. Its impossible to predict

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	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	So Lucifer was caged. And these 66 locks were opened? And that freed Lucifer? Who is now not freed, but back in this cage and other people are in there too. And despite his recaged status, the seal is still bringing people like me here. How am I doing so far? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	imhisblogger 2014-01-03 10:42 am UTC (link)
	It's all going to sound entirely mad a while and only get stranger but no, no it isn't a dream. Sorry. Exactly. Hell. Biblical war against Lucifer. Nobody believes it at first but better start. It'll only be worse otherwise. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 10:59 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like the stories Momma used to say when she'd been drinking. So what am I supposed to actually do now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

imhisblogger
2014-01-03 11:08 am UTC (link)

Not a story or a dream. You die here and it's real, you need to realize that.

That's the thing, we're in a bit of a limbo. Usually we'd give you the option of a complex to stay at but we don't have that anymore. It was destroyed. We do have people willing to help still I think. I don't exactly make much to offer any assistance but I'd ask Lexi.

I'm John by the way. John Watson.

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	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 11:22 am UTC (link)
	I'm a Ewing, we don't die easy. Face like this, I can charm my way into some place soon enough. ~~just don't tell my wife~~ John Ross. Nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imhisblogger 2014-01-03 11:24 am UTC (link)
	Heaven and Hell have little care who you are once they make a move. Up to you. Pleasure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 11:48 am UTC (link)
	Well that's just charming. Always thought heaven were supposed to be the good guys and shit like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imhisblogger 2014-01-03 11:53 am UTC (link)
	So did I but that's just a fairy tale. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	everydirtytrick 2014-01-03 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	Somehow that doesn't actually surprise me. All the folks I've known doing all kinds of shit and making it better with a few Hail Marys. All kinds of bullcrap if you ask me. (Reply to this) (Parent)