But watching you sulk around all confused actually makes my year!
That said, fiiine, in the interests of cooperation and since I'm the Morrigan and all now back home and really you should be being more polite, here it is.
You got pulled into another world. That worlds getting screwed, no two ways about it, hell from one of their weird human religions is getting all pissy and the devil himself is walking around
AND we're on telly. Like our lives back home, we're on telly. I'm more popular than you. Thought you should know