No, no, no. That part's a long story. It'll make sense eventually. But I promise, your ship is safe till you get back.
It is! If there's rooms left, and I think there is, I doubt we've taken up aaall of them already.
OR, you might do well at the Inn. Eponine runs it, she's used to dealing with thieves so a pirate would be like, 'psh, I got this'. The Inn is much less modern and if you didn't even know what a cartoon was, I can't see you enjoying learning to use the microwave.