Spaceman
Ugh. Yuck. No. Depressed drunks are the worst. They're all messy and total downers and you gotta drag 'em around and put in a ton of effort to get them back on their feet again and...yeah. You're right. I can't die and put you through something so terribly traumatic and unsanitary.
You see the stuff some of these guys are talking about on the boards? Some chick was murdered and Lucifer did something to one of the other peeps here. I don't blame you for being on edge, dude. We all should be.