No kidding on that one, some of the things I've seen while on the ship would make anyone wonder and the same could be said for your cases at times. And when your ready to even consider the idea of a trip I'm on your side, mostly since I would love to see Tokyo.
Happily! I'm attempting corn from a can so I'll bring the laptop in, maybe with a little net help and some teamwork we'll figure out what is going wrong with the cobbler.