Kirk
You totes do, ngl! But the not entirely annoying kind of douchebag? Waaaay too Wicks but hopefully not as creepy, see And I am one hell of a social planner. Be sorry you missed the zombie movie+awesome Japanese food!
Iowa aka middle-of-nowheresville? Yeah, I would have probably taken off after a good ten minutes. Not my idea of fun. This place is rough enough but at least it's kind of a city. My sister's sorta-boyfriend's from San Fran, actually. Something about the hills being hell on the calves, I dunno. We're from San Diego. So we're like, neighbors-but-not from like, hundreds of years apart!