Damn it, I wish I wasn't in California right now...
Look, you're not going crazy. Trust me, I've had enough experience with thinking that myself the last week. But for your own safety, filter the post. Then once you do that, go read other people's posts. Go see what's going on in this town. Better yet, head over to the Roadhouse and ask for Jo Harvelle. She'll explain it better than I can. Tell her you're displaced and that Kirk sent you and you need a drink. You'll get one for free and maybe she'll take you aside and explain everything better than I can. But just do me a favor and filter the post, all right? Humor me.