Did you go to Ikea. Is that what this is? Sam made the same mistake. So I left him building it for at least two days until he'd learned his lesson!
Now, Emily's too big for her newborn crib so if you really have bought something ridiculous I can just give you hers. Its still entirely good. Actually there are a few bits I can pass on since we're very much only having the one potential antichrist baby and all