Texts to Oswin
>> Okay. >> So, technically, how long should you be seeing someone before you use the terms "boyfriend" and "girlfriend?" >> Because I'm pretty sure I just introduced Ginger to someone as my girlfriend. >> I don't know if she heard me, though, and I'm freaking out. We haven't really had that conversation yet. >> Help? >> I am so glad we didn't go to Vegas. There would be the distinct possibility I might come back married. >> Which, strangely, I don't think I'd mind. What is wrong with me?