I suppose as a history teacher I should be interested in those historical things, shouldn't I?
Kansas is dull. I thought Mystic Falls was boring, but this place...if you ignore the fact that the Apocalypse is coming it'd be extremely dull.
[Caroline]
I'm fine, Caroline. I did not mean to make you uncomfortable. You're so good at this vampire thing that sometimes I forget your just a little over a year old as one.