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» I have my magic charm thingies. Are you ready for some hardcore sleeping action? » Or, attempts at sleeping. Because, let's be real, there's at least a 50% chance this is going to be a disaster. » If you want to head for the hills right now I am not going to stop you.
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» For the record, sleeping attempt #1 is tonight. » If you're done being cranky at me I would absolutely appreciate it if you could remind me why I'm doing this, again? » Because right now it is looking like a worse idea by the second.