Editor? Sounds like you're a little more than overqualified. In fact, I'd say you were an overachiever. But, hey, I know Lois and Clark have jobs as reporters. I don't know how they booked the gig, though I'm pretty sure it had something to do with a serious amount of persuasion and that kryptonite...thing that happened before. You should ask them to see if they can find you an in or something. I doubt you'll be editor, but maybe you could still get something in print.
Oooh, bookstores. You could get your caffeine fix there if it's one of the ones with the Starbucks on the inside.