The last time I used a hammer my mother had dressed it up in a pink feather boa. I have actually helped build a house as part of my community service for my college applications but I think that it would probably be better for all invovled if I stay away from anything requiring a hard hat.
I'm sure I can find something. I think I'm just suffering from the seemingly common affliction of being way overqualified and unable to actually use my real resume.
It was very sweet of you to offer though. Thanks for the offer though.