They ship me with people I've never met! Not to mention the multi-chaptered epic that ships me with Lester where we call each other 'sweetie' and 'darling'. That's just wrong. And Captain Wilder! No! Just no!
Also I've seen Tumblr artwork of me with Rose and me with Martha, but no one has quite worked out where my tastes really lie if we're going with sexy time and space travelers.