I don't want him. I don't want any of them. I want you. Fair trade. You for him. He leaves, with a little emotional scarring but safe.
Otherwise....I'll have to start picking off the rest of your friends one by one. Ginger first. Then Charley. I might just turn Amy again, she was feisty. Who else? Hmmm... Claudia. Rose. You've got plenty for me to choose from, don't you? It's just a matter of deciding where to begin.