Sweetie, when you can baffle a woman who's traveled space, time, and alternate dimensions with a man not far from your age, you've pretty much hit the WTF jackpot.
You would be absolutely right on that bet!
[Rebekah]
As spoken by his sister. According to the bystander, he's quite handsome and definitely charming!
Trust me, I know about men who are sometimes still idiots even after a thousand years. At some point you just keep them around because it's easier than not.