Oh fuck me, you do the speeches as well? Tell me, are you stuck in clothes covered in your own piss and shit too, because really, you're looking more and more like wrinkle tits at home. At least you didn't mention having to do an apocalypse with budget cuts though. Maybe that's a Brit thing, cost effectiveness and all.
But okay, listen up.
You want to deal with Hal? You've got to go through me first. And believe me, sunshine, you don't want to deal with a fucked off Scottish ghost, because we're seriously cranky.
I already defeated one Devil, I can totally handle you too.