Boyfriend who thought it didn't count as cheating if I was in a different country. As in Afghanistan. Girlfriend who freaked out when I came back with a gunshot wound.
Oh wow, now that would be a day worth noting!
Terms like "intergalactic slut" and "non-discriminatory shagger" may have been mentioned. As well as the fact he's wondering if we were safe and if I've now shagged an alien.
It's quite sweet, I think he's worried about me getting hurt.