Okay, welcome to Lawrence, I'm Meg. And I know this is all going to sound insane, but I promise it's the truth. You've sort of been pulled here. By this mystical Seal thing, it can bring people from various realities to this place and time.
And as you might have guessed, there's 'evil' around. Namely, Lucifer. And yes, Lucifer likes to troll message boards.