Hatch. You and Tom, you got this stupid pair of jobs in this stupid fucking hotel and the Devil was there and god, it all got so fucked up. Employee of the fucking month competition and Rook with his fucking fucked up fuckery of a department, and they tore us all apart.
So you did what any bastard vampire would do. Went on a killing spree and tried to screw me and Tom over. Cheers for that one, by the way.