And you haven't even seen him disappointed yet! And I haven't even seen him in person. We're on to something here.
I dunno. People should, though. I'd ask if you've seen Lilo and Stitch but since you're so not a Disney movie kinda guy... HEY WAIT there's free time on that schedule, you do to have the ability to watch Disney movies in your routine! Hal's a lying liar who lies!