Kon
Okay, so at first I figured I was just going to walk in there with Fandralface like on Halloween, except with regular clothes. But then I realized that somebody might hear about it and after realizing Fandral wasn't here, remember the Halloween party where I trolled our resident Asgardians with Fandralface. At that point I thought maybe I'd hit a snag, but then I realized there was somebody back home I knew that could get the kit and nobody would recognize. See, for awhile I was being trained by this Asgardian teacher. So I just shapeshifted into, uh, her. Oh yeah, I guess that would suck.
Yeah, me and steady girlfriends of any kind don't really fit together. I can't leave anybody behind to cry over me. There's just so many beautiful girls in the world, I can't tie myself down to one, y'know?