Filtered against evil
If I hear from my editor one more time that “Superman isn’t real and can’t save your butt, Lois, so you can't take the lead on that piece” I might throw something at him. That excuse is only going to last so long to keep me on fluff pieces before I go looking for my own damn story to pursue. Like a day more of waitin
And I do not need saving all the time. I am perfectly capable of getting myself out of scrapes thank you very much.
Do people even care how long some old man has had his Christmas lights up? So it’s been going on six years. Big deal. Maybe his reasoning behind keeping them up year round was sort of sweet.
Tell me everyone, do you want to read about how exactly the mayor is embezzling all those campaign funds or the fluffy bunny that won the local farmer’s contest?
[Filtered to Crowley]
Ruby told me to talk to you.
She said you may have some insight into the best way for us to try and contact Death.
I kind of gathered hanging around a hospital might let someone see a Reaper, but a Reaper isn’t exactly Death. So is there any particulars situations the big guy makes appearances for?