I really hope there's not a version of us like that out there.
What do I need to interview you for? I know why you do what you do. I know where you're from. I know your family. I know what you like and don't like. I know some of your fears and I know your heart. And when I want to learn something new I just ask about it anyway but its not for some kind of story now. It's just to know you better than I already do.
Before I knew it would've been to learn about who you were, why you did what you did, what kind of man you are. I already know those things, Clark. The parts of you that I want to learn about wouldn't be the kinds of questions I'd ask in an interview.