1. Don't like your first name much? 3. That sounds interesting and extremely insane, not in the I don't think it's true way, but in the wow, I can't believe that that is what you dealt with sort of way. I still don't think a person qualifies as a pet, though. He's a bit like your child, though, since you have to care for him so much, maybe? 4. You're welcome. 5. Thank you!