You are covered in scrapes. You are covered in bruises. You currently have twelve stitches above your eye - you're welcome for that, by the way.
I question your definition of "good" and "great" if it encompasses that. In fact, if that is your definition, then perhaps you hit your head harder than I thought last night. We should probably schedule a CT scan or MRI as soon as possible. I'm certain Bruce would be happy to oblige.