Freddie
I sincerely doubt he's a communist, Freddie. He's just a pain in the ass.
At the end of the day, the important part is Hermione's welfare, and I appreciate him looking out for that, at least. But he also needs to understand, she has no parent or guardian here and, for the moment, she doesn't want one. I can put the offer out there, she knows I'm available if she needs anything, but no one can force her without throwing her over their shoulder and forcing her. And that would turn one of the greatest characters in literature into a rebellious brat and that's just not
Or, as Lois said, calling child services and telling them you need a caregiver for Hermione Granger, of JK Rowling's Harry Potter books. That'll go over well.