Lois
If you want. I'm tired of her, frankly. I tried. I really did. I get why she's made the choices she did, I told her that upfront. But that doesn't mean I'm going to suddenly be best pals with her idiot boyfriend. If every single person in Storybrooke wants to be his friend, hey, fine. Whatever. But they need to remember the person he was even before they knew he was Rumplestiltskin. Gold wasn't exactly a nice guy.
...maybe. I don't know. I hardly have a good record there, and I come complete with two kids.