Jayne
Simple, there's a guy I've been getting to know in a city not far from here, runs this charity, something or other for kids or injured kids or, I didn't pay attention, and right now he's moving a particularly large amount of money which is all conveniently in a bank vault right here. Very hush hush, but you know, pillow talk.
I distract him long enough for us to 'convince' him to open the vault. Then we take our share.